What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty. Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits. Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

That party was a real scream. Reading my daily horror-scope. No better way to kick off Halloween than with a bagel and scream cheese. I’m dead. (Literally.) Simply eerie-sistible. Trick-or-treat ...

Whoever said Halloween has to be scary clearly hasn't heard these hilarious Halloween puns. This October 31, it's all about the treats and the laughs! From clever one-liners and not-so-spooky dad ...